How to ride a bike

    First of all, Buy a bike from target for $100, Along with helmet and other types of accesories(elbow pads, knee pads, stickers, etc.)
    Second, you must leave it in your garage for about 6 months without using it and having it as a waste of money.
    Third, have your dad get angry and talk about you wasting money on a bike that is collecting dust, rust, and spider infested webs.
    Fourth, ask your mom to help you learn how to bike, she should try to do this by holding you by the back of the bike and teach you how to pedal.
     Fifth, you must learn how to balance on the bike by yourself, you can do this by learning what speed to be going to keep balanced, this is a key role in learning how to ride a bike, knowing what speed.
     Sixth, be with your mother when she is helping you at the back and holding it, but when you turn around, you find your mother not holding on to the back, which means, YOU KNOW HOW TO BIKE NOW!! YAYYY.
     Seventh, a few seconds later when your mom is cheering you on, you crash horrible and the gears on the bike rip your skin off and thrusts itself into your flesh leaving it raw when you get up, it should hurt SO MUCH that it doesn't even hurt.
     Eighth, your mother comes to the rescue with antibiotics and a huge bandage to cover  you up, you should hurt for another 2 weeks.
     Ninth, you should have a huge scar on your leg, by the time your 13 your scar would have faded away because of the quick actions your mom made to heal it up, thank her for that.
     Tenth, you should be biking to school almost every day until you get your bike stolen out from your garage and all of this becomes a waste of time until you get a new bike.
     Congratulations by now you should know how to ride a bike, if not, well your not like me, because this is almost exactly the way I learned, THE END.