Oh yeah, it's thursday, we all gather round the table and make prayers, then feast, say our thanks to all the wonderful things we have been blessed with. Eat turkey, ham, potato, gravy, (Whatever YOU eat at Thanksgiving). having a wonderful time with your family and friends and saying thanks. Just thanks, thanks for everything we're given, and for the things we have, say thanks (to whoever you say thanks to). Thank you, thank you, thank you.
ANNDD BY THE WAYY, ALL I HAD FOR THANKSGIVING WAS DENNYS MUSHROOM BURGER :( THANKS TO NO TURKEY HAHAHAA (cries)
(Next day)
Oh hello, its friday now, okay lets wait in a mile long line outside of walmart so we can get good prices on stuff we dont actually need! oh yay, the store is open, now lets all rush in pushing people out of our way so we can get some cool spoons and forks! Oh no, that lady is going for our spoons and forks too! Quick tackle her! Phew, that was a close one, she almost got our spoons. Ok now lets look around for what else we can get! Ooo look at that flashlight! Pretty! WHATT?!@#%!? only $1.00??? OH SNAP DIGGITY DOG. Lets grab 13 of them! What a steal!!
Ok now lets wait in line at the cash register... *lady cuts in front* "UMM EXSCUSSEEEE MEEE?" "Can you wait in line like errbody else in this store??" *lady shakes her head* "OH ITS ON NOWWWWW!!!" --------Stuff happens, it wasn't pretty-------
Ok now we're home, (now your thankful that the security gaurds came) get some ice put it on your bruises, get some left over turkey, eat it (offcourse) Put your spoons away, have a disco with 13 flash lights, get tired, then go to your bedroom, lie down, then cry yourself to sleep.
-What a cool person does on thanksgiving/black friday (This story is completely made up)
I have no link because I did this on the ipad and I
dont see the link button. sorry.
No link, but entertaining post nevertheless. :)
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