SQUIDWARD AIN'T EVEN BAD!

So recently I saw that article about the top ten worst role models for kids and I must say, I DON'T AGREE! Well I don't agree with the SpongeBob one. To be honest, I don't think I've seen any of the other shows, I'm into Supernatural and stuff. (:

Squidward is partly what makes the show entertaining. If he weren't in the show, well it WOULDN'T be a show! He's a vital character in SpongeBob Squarepants. Sure he's grouchy and mean sometimes but we all love him! I especially like that episode where he keeps trying to get a teddybear from the toy machine and fails until SpongeBob shows him how. It's my favorite!

He came out in probably EVERY SpongeBob Squarepants show there is, and correct me if I'm wrong but they were ALL entertaining. I mean, don't you just love how he gets a band together or imagines the Krusty Krab exploding when he leaves SpongeBob in charge or even when he becomes homeless and makes SpongeBob go in a maid's costume when he's homeless. (x

Yes, we've all had our Squidward moments and I would stand up for him anyday!(:

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How to ride a bike

    First of all, Buy a bike from target for $100, Along with helmet and other types of accesories(elbow pads, knee pads, stickers, etc.)
    Second, you must leave it in your garage for about 6 months without using it and having it as a waste of money.
    Third, have your dad get angry and talk about you wasting money on a bike that is collecting dust, rust, and spider infested webs.
    Fourth, ask your mom to help you learn how to bike, she should try to do this by holding you by the back of the bike and teach you how to pedal.
     Fifth, you must learn how to balance on the bike by yourself, you can do this by learning what speed to be going to keep balanced, this is a key role in learning how to ride a bike, knowing what speed.
     Sixth, be with your mother when she is helping you at the back and holding it, but when you turn around, you find your mother not holding on to the back, which means, YOU KNOW HOW TO BIKE NOW!! YAYYY.
     Seventh, a few seconds later when your mom is cheering you on, you crash horrible and the gears on the bike rip your skin off and thrusts itself into your flesh leaving it raw when you get up, it should hurt SO MUCH that it doesn't even hurt.
     Eighth, your mother comes to the rescue with antibiotics and a huge bandage to cover  you up, you should hurt for another 2 weeks.
     Ninth, you should have a huge scar on your leg, by the time your 13 your scar would have faded away because of the quick actions your mom made to heal it up, thank her for that.
     Tenth, you should be biking to school almost every day until you get your bike stolen out from your garage and all of this becomes a waste of time until you get a new bike.
     Congratulations by now you should know how to ride a bike, if not, well your not like me, because this is almost exactly the way I learned, THE END.

I LOVE, wolves, stop killing them!!!

    I was surfing the web when I looked up my favorite animal, The Grey Wolf. I found out, that they were once endangered! But no longer, but now, since they're no longer endangered, THEY ARE BEING HUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!! I think this is such an idiotic thing to bring such a magestic animal back into endangerment.

Why even hunt them? How could you use it in a product? What, a fur? I'd much rather see it running wild and living in packs than having it turned into a hat that isn't even visually appealing. I hope the hunters that killed them know that they are probably the driving force that made them endangered in the first place! I would hate to have them be extinct, if I have kids I want them to be able to see the beautiful animals. It's stupid of them to remove the endangered "tag" on Grey Wolves, and now its legal to kill them.

I read all of this on this article and it says that 52 will die in the "tropy zone" where they hunt and kill them, then keep it as trophies. I don't understand how a person could kill such a beautiful animal and not feel bad. Personally I would never hurt one, and if they weren't so hostile I would get closer to one and pet it or something. But if I did that, I'm pretty sure it would rip my hand off. The point is, they're beautiful and magestic animals, I dont understand why they want to hurt them. I think they should pass the law that its illegal to hunt wolves again.

FUN!

Hello fellow people around the world that read these blogs. Today i'm going to write a inform and explain.Today I'm going to write about the steps of having fun! There are many steps but I'm only going to teach you three. Now to get on with the steps!

Okay the first step of having fun is to have friends. If you are one of the "shy" people I have steps to make friends. So if you are "shy," then try to make one friend at your school or churchand then try to make friends with his/ her friends. With that over with now for you to have fun just play outside with your friends. When you guys/ girls get tired go inside and play video games or if your a girl paint your nails or something. That is the first step you have to do to have fun!

The second step is to make sure your having fun the right way. This is the way not to have fun. Okay so your outside with your friends and you guys play Ding Dong Ditch. Trust me if you get caught your in big trouble. I know that from personal experience. That is the way not to have fun now I'm going to show you the right way. The right way to have fun is to play games. I know this one is for little kids but try to play monkey tag. If you don't know what this is look it up on YouTube. So this is the second step.

The final and third step of having fun is that there are no rules. You have infinite things to do outside.  It is not possible to be bored outside when your with your friends. Okay but, I would only get that from somebody that hasn't been out for a long time because of Facebook or some other website. That is the third and final step of having fun!

So if you have read this whole blog post you will know how to have fun! There is also many other ways to have fun to. But I think these three are the most important. I have nothing else to write and I'm tired. So I'll write you guys/ girls later! Bye!

THE RIGHT WAY TO MAKE A TUNA MELT *-*

So I guess we're all talking about food now huh. Okay that's cool I guess you FATTIES!!! Haha I'm just kidding, I shouldn't be talking cause I'm fat. O.o
ANYWAY I'm gonna describe to you in great detail how to make a mouthwatering, scrumptious, delectable tuna melt. Oh and if you're allergic to anything way down below then just forget it. [: (A tuna melt is basically a tuna sandwich with melted cheese.)

Okay, you start with getting your supplies which I will list down below:

~Bread (any kind of bread you want)
~Tuna (any kind of tuna you want unless it's spoiled, then I wouldn't recommend it cause you could get really sick and possibly die.. That wouldn't be good)
~Mayonnaise (unless you're allergic or something.. actually I'll mention that at the top right now)
~Cheese (preferably single slices of American cheese)
~A Knife (YOU MUST HAVE PARENTAL SUPERVISION)
~A Microwave (but don't stare into it when it's on cause I heard you could get cancer) LOL
~A Stove (same as knife)
~A Bowl
~A Spoon

ALRIGHT, NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR SUPPLIES FOLLOW THE STEPS DOWN BELOW EXTREMELY CAREFULLY. DOING SOMETHING WRONG CAN POTENTIALLY LEAD TO SICKNESS OR DEATH. Haha just kidding, but seriously don't screw up or you could have a mess.

STEP 1:
Get your bread and toast it on the stove.

STEP 2:
Place your tuna and mayonnaise into your bowl. Add as much as you want then mix it in with your spoon.

STEP 3:
Place a single slice of American cheese on your mixture of tuna and mayonnaise. Then put it in your microwave for 27-47mins. (or until the cheese melts)

STEP 4:
Scoop out your tuna, cheese, and mayonnaise onto a slice of the toasted bread, then place the second slice of toasted bread on top.

STEP 5:
EAT IT OR ELSE, YOU DIDN'T READ ALL OF THIS SO YOU COULD HAVE ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE AND NOT USE IT OKAY? OKAY.

So hope you guys like it! By the way, yeah you read this blog wrong. You were supposed to read the mayonnaise ingredient before you read the top about allergies. Haha yeah I'm funny. Kay bye-bye guys!

Oh Lord, What Was That Delicious Thing I Just Ate?

Ever wake up and say,'' I want an enchilada.'' As awkward as it sounds I always say this therefore im going to teach you how to make my favorite Mexican dish, red enchiladas.

First off, boil ''California Chillies'', which can be bought at a local food market, fresh tomatoes, and tree chilli pots. Once boiled, blend them including a piece of onion, garlic, and salt. This eventually turns out to be the salsa for the enchiladas.

Next, dip a tortilla made of corn into the salsa and fry it for about ten seconds on a pan. Remove the tortilla and add shredded chicken in the tortilla roll it up like a burrito and add your toppings. The toppings consist of sour cream, fresh Mexican cheese, and shredded lettuce. Add whatever you want but what is most preferable is adding everything due to the fact that it brings much more flavor.

There you have it, after following the previous steps, you will enjoy the most delicious thing in the world.
Hopefully you'll enjoy the food and don't forget to ask for seconds, even thirds if necessary.

How To Make Home Made Breakfast Burritos!

Ever wonder when you go to "Jack In The Box" or any other restaurant and how they make their breakfast burritos? Or how to make your own? Well I know how to make them taste so good you'll want to slap someone!

The first thing you should do is decide what you want inside your breakfast burrito.  I put 1/4 cup of hash browns, one egg, three slices of bacon (not turkey), sausage links, and a little bit of cheese.

Then, to make my hash brown, (I by the hash browns that come in small carton box from Costco) I boil hot water then poor the water in to the carton and let the hash browns re-hydrate from the hot water.

 While the hash browns are re-hydrateing, I chop my three slices of bacon into bite size pieces and I do the same with my sausage links.

Now, depending on what sausages you buy, you might have to boil them first, but I by the kind that is already cooked so all you have to do is warm them up.

So after my sausage and bacon are all chopped up, I get a medium sized pan and wait for it to heat up. Because of the oil in the bacon and sausage, you do not need to add any additional oil or other seasonings.

Once the pan is heated up, put your chopped up bacon and sausage into the pan and let that sit for 2 or 3 minutes depending on how hot your pan is.

Next, you crack open the egg in the pan and have the egg cook all the way till it's done.

Following that, put the hash browns in the pan along with your; eggs, sausage, hash browns, and bacon then when its almost done, get your tortilla (flour) and warm it up. I put mine on top of a gas stove burner and flip it till its hot and a little brown.

Get your plate and put the tortilla on it then pour how ever much you want inside your burrito, and wrap it.

All that's left is for you to enjoy!

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